Dear Flabby: Vol. I
Dear Flabby,
I’m a chronic bedwetter do you have any advice for me on how I can stop wetting my bed.
P in PA.
- Pee, I’d try and eat some pizza before bed. It’ll help. I don’t know this from experience, but you’ll wake up not as hungry.
Dear Flabby,
I fear that my husband has been cheating on me. I found lipstick on his collars and hickeys on his penis. I’ve confronted him but he denies any affairs. Should I worry, or should I trust him when he says he is faithful?
- Fearful in Austin.
Austin, don’t trust him. Break off your relationship and then proceed to you local Cafeteria or buffet. Eat until your sides ache, then eat some more. Shoney’s Big Boy has a great Chocolate Omelet meal that is to die for.
Dear Flabby,
I’ve been gay for as long I can remember. I’ve even removed my closet door, that is how open I am about my gayuality. My question is this, I’ve recently be attracted to my mothers friend. Everytime I see her I get a boner. She knows I’m gay and doesn’t mind running around the house in skimpy outfits or swim naked in front of me. Is this normal?
- Gay in LA.
Gay, no you are not normal. You are a homo, and your true instincts are coming through. Forget about pole smoking for once in your life, and tap that ass. Then eat a couple pints of Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey.
Next to sex, Ben & Jerry’s is the bomb.
Dear Flabby,
I have nothing but gay friends. I’m straight, married to four women and I like hetero-midget porn. My friends know I’m not gay, but they continue to act like I am. They talk about pole smoking as naturally as I talk about NASCAR and beer. Every once in awhile, one of my friends will try and hold my hand. I get mad and say no and then they all gang up on me and ass-rape me. They’ve done this eight times already. Is there a way I can delicately tell them that I don’t appreciate the gang rapes with out hurting their feelings and possibly losing them as friends?
Not Gay in San Francisco
Comment by Violence Worker — June 19, 2006 @ 3:25 pm
Catch a cheating husband
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Trackback by Catch a cheating husband — August 28, 2007 @ 12:54 pm
She knows I’m gay and doesn’t mind running around the house in skimpy outfits or swim naked in front of me.
Comment by kim kardashian hermes — December 21, 2012 @ 5:58 pm